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Contaminated Samples

A free sampler containing the outrageous first chapters from Frankie's three books My Shit Life So Far, Work! Consume! Die! and Scotland's Jesus. Perfect for when you want to feel deeply offended.

MY SHIT LIFE SO FAR: 'I don't think anyone can have written an autobiography without at some point thinking "Why would anyone want to know this shit?" I've always read them thinking "I don't want to know where Steve Tyler grew up, just tell me how many groupies he f**ked!"'

So begins Frankie's outrageous, laugh-out loud, cynical rant on life as he knows it.

WORK! CONSUME DIE!: Stand-up comedy's favourite pessimist, Frankie Boyle, offers his laugh-out-loud, cynical rant on life as he knows it. He describes your reality as viewed through a bloodshot eye pressed against a shit-smeared telescope, focused on hell.

SCOTLAND'S JESUS: Reading Scotland's Jesus should be like being called into the living room by your child shouting that they see a little red dot on the head of a TV newscaster, then riding the white hot bullet through the propaganda circuitry of his or her exploding brain.

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids: The Best Knock Knock Jokes For Kids (joke books for teens, jokes for kids, funny books, knock knock books, joke books for kids 10-12, joke books for teens)

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids - The Best Knock Knock Jokes For Kids!

Funny Jokes and with illustrations.

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Knock Knock Jokes are like

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Goat

Goat who?

Goat to the door and find out.

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Knock, knock

Who's there?

Figs

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

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Animal Knock Knock Jokes

Food Knock Knock Jokes

Name Knock Knock Jokes

Places Knock Knock Jokes

Bonus Funny Knock Knock Jokes

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Buy it now and have some fun!

Hot Shots FC

This is the first book in the 'stupidly funny' football series, Hot Shots FC. It is for children aimed 6-12 who like football, or being silly, or laughing out loud again and again!

It follows the fortunes of Hat Trick Boy, who is selected to join local side Hammers FC. But there is a problem: his friends aren't picked. So Hat Trick Boy has to choose between his friends and his football, and he makes a mistake. He deserts his friends and decides to join the rather rough Hammers FC. But he doesn't know his friends are about to set up the greatest junior football club ever, Hot Shots FC...

Obey The Rules: A free extract from The Rules

A FREE colour Ebook featuring extracts from The Rules: The Way of the Cycling Disciple - available for a limited time only.



The Velominati embrace cycling not just as a pastime or a means of travel, but as a way of life - as obsessed with style, heritage, authenticity and wisdom as with performance.

THE RULES is their Bible, and is an essential part of every cyclist's arsenal.

Off The Frame

After a tongue-in-cheek beginning that will seem very familiar, especially to younger readers, this short story bounces like a mis-hit tennis ball from one episode to another as it follows the progress of would-be tennis champ Jez on the trail to Wimbledon.

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