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Wrong Text, Right Love : An Opposites Attract Romantic Comedy (Against All Odds Book 1)

USA TODAY Bestselling Author Claudia Burgoa presents an engaging love story full of mistaken identity, drunk texts, and hysterical mishaps.Sex talk is my job. I’m an influencer. I run a popular blog where I give all kinds of dating tips, and girls all over the world thank me for helping them with their love lives.I wish I could follow my own advice because my love life is totally dead. I just drunk texted my ex-boyfriend… except, I didn’t. That text ended up going to someone else.Oops.This new relationship is almost picture-perfect, just like my online life. I guess I give good…text.He doesn’t have to put up with my colorful personality--as my hot next-door neighbor describes me. Or my messy schedule.This long-distance relationship is the best thing that’s happened to me and I plan to keep it that way.Until we agree to meet up, and I’m freaking out. When he meets the real me, will he hate me forever?Or will we be one day telling our grandkids about that wrong text, right love?***Wrong Text, Right Love is a cute rom-com of two secret lovers who prepare to risk it all for love. Claudia Burgoa brings the flirty fun in this cozy novel of risking it all for romance.This is a standalone story with an HEA

The Negotiator (A Hot Romantic Comedy) (Harbor City Book 1)

Wanted: Personal Buffer Often snarly, workaholic executive seeks “buffer” from annoying outside distractions AKA people. Free spirits with personal boundary issues, excessive quirks, or general squeamishness need not apply. Salary negotiable. Confidentiality required. Workaholic billionaire Sawyer Carlyle may have joked he needed a buffer from their marriage-obsessed mom, but he didn’t need a waiting room filled with candidates to further distract him. (Thanks, bro.) But when a sexy job applicant shooes his mom and the socialite in tow out of his office, Sawyer sees the genius of the plan. And the woman. In fact, Miss Clover Lee might just get the fastest promotion in history, from buffer to fake fiancé...This free-spirit might look like hot sunshine and lickable rainbows, but she negotiates like a pitbull. Before Sawyer knows what hit him, he’s agreed to give up Friday nights for reality tv, his Saturdays for flea markets (why buy junk still baffles him), his Tuesdays and Thursdays for date nights (aka panty-losing opportunities if he plays his cards right). And now she wants lavender bath salts and tulips delivered every Monday? Yup, she’s just screwing with him. Good thing she’s got this non-negotiatable six-weeks-and-she’s-gone rule or Sawyer may have just met this match..

In Search of a Love Story (Love Story Book One )

Emily Donovan doesn’t have a romantic bone in her body.At least, that’s what her friends Ryan and Ashley keep telling her. They’re convinced her bad luck with men is directly related to her life-long lack of interest in all things romantic. When Emily’s latest relationship crashes and burns, she decides to go along with her friends’ plans for a romance research project. Sure, the idea that she’ll have better luck if she learns about the great romances of literature and film seems a little silly, but Emily figures it can’t hurt.In no time at all, Emily finds herself buried under a mountain of romance novels, chick flicks, and sappy love songs, hopeful that her hard work will pay off with true love. When she meets Greg, Ashley and Ryan are convinced she’s found prince charming—after all, he’s rich, handsome, and totally into Emily. What more could she want? And why does it seem that her friend Elliot isn’t exactly happy for her?Faced with misunderstandings, miscommunications, and a seemingly endless string of missteps, she is nevertheless determined to give true love a try. In doing so, Emily will eventually find that true romance, the kind that lasts, has little to do with stereotypes or clichés, and everything to do with finding out what’s in her own heart.This is book #1 of the Love Story series. Don't miss the sequel, An Unexpected Love Story, available now!

Confessions of a Queen B* (The Queen B* Book 1)

"Fans of YA will totally get a kick out of McHugh's novel not only because it's funny, but also because the characters are so real." -- RT Book ReviewsWINNER of the NATIONAL READERS CHOICE AWARD for best YA of 2015Alexis Wyndham is the other type of Queen B—the Queen B*tch.After years of being the subject of ridicule, she revels in her ability to make the in-crowd cower via the exposés on her blog, The Eastline Spy. Now that she's carved out her place in the high school hierarchy, she uses her position to help the unpopular kids walking the hallways.Saving a freshman from bullies? Check.Swapping insults with the head cheerleader? Check.Falling for the star quarterback? So not a part of her plan.But when Brett offers to help her solve the mystery of who’s posting X-rated videos from the girls’ locker room, she’ll have to swallow her pride and learn to see past the high school stereotypes she’s never questioned—until now.And don't miss the sequel, The Queen B* Strikes Back, available NOW!

Love and Chaos: (Standalone Bad Boy Romance) (Growing Pains Book 4)

From USA Today Bestselling author, Willow Summers, is a hilarious and steamy romance.It was supposed to be easy. Just a quick trip to the wine country to help her good friend, Peter. She never expected to meet his bad boy brother...Muscled, tattooed, and riding a Harley, Jace has Cassie’s heart racing and blood boiling. Struggling to keep her desire on a tight leash, she must do everything she can to keep Peter’s secret. But resisting that dimpled smile is harder than she could’ve ever imagined…A standalone book based on the bestselling Growing Pains series. HEA. No cliffhanger!

101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adult's jokes

Sex and humor. 101 hilarious and dirty jokes for adults.

An Unlikely Place for Love (Virginia Collection Book 1)

Kate Tanner is getting more than she bargained for in this "woman disguised as a man" romance. Fleeing from her parents' killers, she disguises herself as Billy Ingram and leaves the big city Virginia life to work on a remote farm out in the middle of nowhere, North Dakota where the handsome, but aloof, Chad Walker hires her as a farmhand. Between trying to prove that she can handle the more demanding farm chores and trying to fit in with the other farmhands, she has her work cut out for her. Then, one morning, Chad discovers she's a woman, so she quickly makes up the excuse that "Billy's" sister, Kate, decided to come by for a visit. That's when things really get interesting. Lacy Montgomery is in love with "Billy" and nothing disgusts the woman. The farmhands are in love with Kate. She's in love with Chad who may or may not love her back. Her brother, the real Billy, shows up and she's forced to don on another female disguise to ward off Lacy altogether. Among the laughter and constant costume changes, Kate might discover that the most unlikely place for love is the perfect place after all.

Lily Loves to Love: ROM-COM FUN FICTION

Have you ever read a book and thought I do not want the main character to end up with the predictable hero? I wish she had gotten with the other man instead. Well here is your chance to change that scenario and choose whom you would like Lily to love. In this book, many comical things tend to happen to and around Lily Lockhart. As she deals with her job, her love life and her family, not to mention her friends so like a lot of us, she is simply an ordinary woman trying to survive this modern world and not always getting it right before mistakes come back to bite her on the bum. As the quirky but loveable girl just cannot help herself sometimes. This is all before trying her hand at a spot of charity work, when she decides that life is far too short to spend it selfishly.At the start of the year, she ends her engagement and before long, there is plenty of male interest heading her way. We are talking ‘The Handsome One’ (Sean) and ‘The Funny One’ (Tom). In addition, there is also ‘The Rich One’ (Peter) but Lily cannot choose between them. Therefore, in the closing chapters, it is down to you ‘the reader’ to decide who wins Lily's heart since there is a fun multiple-choice style ending to the story. Will you pick the boyfriend, the best friend or the boss? Only one problem, she is pregnant so ‘who’s the daddy’.

Love Love

**AMAZON BESTSELLER**Gabrielle Willis is smart. She's funny. And oh yes, she's a bit klutzy.When Gabrielle left sunny California bound for the energy of Manhattan, she was willingly leaving the life she had known for the new life she would create. But was she really leaving something behind or was she running away?On the outside, Gabrielle Willis has it all under control. A new life in Manhattan, a great roommate, and a good job. But she is haunted. Haunted by a memory she's tried to forget and by a family who's abandoned her. But what happens when what's on the outside is only an illusion and in perfect contradiction to what's buried deep within?Enter Dane Rhodes. He's gorgeous, smart, and sexy as hell. Just what Gabby wants, or so she thinks. But when she meets Brad Dixon, the sweet guy with the crooked smile, he begins to make her see that the very thing she is trying to run from is the very thing that just may push her to see the light.**This book contains mature language and sexual content and is only recommended for readers 17 and older. Chick lit with a quirky heroine and emotion.

Sassy, Single, and Satisfied: Secrets to Loving the Life You're Living

A brand-new cover on this bestselling book (over 200,000 copies sold!) will capture the attention of readers. Countering media messages that say happiness equals being in relationships with men, Michelle McKinney Hammond encourages singles to get busy living a life that blesses others and enriches their single experience.Always upbeat, always biblical, Michelle reveals how to find fulfillment now, including getting fit spiritually, emotionally, and physically. Readers will discover how to…squeeze the most out of being singleprepare their hearts, minds, and souls for matesbe wise about the man thinghave their deepest desires and needs metget their priorities in orderPacked with lively stories, wisdom for handling real-life situations, and a host of secrets for living life to the fullest, Sassy, Single, and Satisfied gives readers insights on life, love, men, happiness, and God’s love for them.

Sweet Rivals, Hate You, Love You ( Book 1) - An Enemies-To-Lovers Small-town Romance

A Mya Grey's new young adult clean romance. You will fall in love with this second chance  sweet small-town romance. From  enemies to lovers. Can a childhood rivalry revive their passion after so many years apart? You can hate somebody with a passion, but passion comes in many forms. Noah Snipe lives the life of a brazen man riddled with over-confidence -and why shouldn’t he, with such suave brown hair and daring green eyes.Noah and Lexi hated each other with a passion. Unbeknownst to the two, passion comes in many forms. Their rivalry starts with toy mishap in the sandpit as children. As the pair grows, it becomes a habit to get under each other’s skin, to battle, to slump and thrive at the hand of one another’s competition, until she kissed him a week before graduation ..and said it was a mistake.  8 years later....Out of nowhere, she came smacking into him. Now that rigid but pretty face stared at him from every angle of his mind. It seeped into his brain and he couldn’t think of anything else.  This time, Noah will make sure nothing can come between the two of them .. except ..  WARNING: CLIFFHANGER IN THE END

Soul Love: A Day In The Life (Soul Love Series Book 0)

Seven people, twenty-four hours... shall we get acquainted?From the author of the brilliant "SHOOTING STAR" series, comes a new drama - "SOUL LOVE"Jimmy is out of luck and out of work but he has love in his soul. He's been knocked to the canvas so many times he's lost count, but he refuses to stay down.With friends he can rely on, his trusty camera and a lust for living, Jimmy's life is about to take a detour.Victoria is rich, privileged, and bored. She constantly clashes with her powerful and unloving father. Her mother is distant and self-absorbed. Love, in her aristocratic family, is just another four-letter word. She has everything—apart from the one thing she craves, yet fears, most of all.Advantage and disadvantage are on a collision course. For Jimmy and Victoria, the end is just the beginning.Seven people – one day - because you'll see everything in a different light."This was a fantastic read, I highly recommend it. I love looking at people through Simon Northouse's eyes. He has a great sense of humor with an underlying thread of irony.""Beautifully written, and brimming with realism and humour. This new group of diverse characters has already ensnared me and I am slavering to read the next book in the series.""It’s 1983, a very hard time politically and sociologically in Great Britain. Into this mess of a world, we are introduced to nine memorable characters with snippets of their lives: from the privileged to those financially skint we see them all circle around Jimmy- the photographer. How will their lives change?…for better…for worse…stay the same?""After loving my way through the Shooting Star series, my opinion was that Simon Northouse should be bottled and sold in supermarkets everywhere. I take it back. He should just be sold EVERYWHERE!""The Soul Love series has kicked off with a bang... can barely wait for the follow-up books!"From the author of the successful SHOOTING STAR series, a brand new saga - SOUL LOVE.SOUL LOVE SERIES Prequel: Soul Love – A Day In The LifeBook 1: Love Is The GoalBook 2: Love On A Roll

Easter Cookie: A Frenemies to Lovers Romantic Comedy (A Year In Love Book 1)

Sinful weekends in Vegas have never been this fun.NatalieThinking outside the box has gotten my business to the top. Few companies can put together an event with the jaw-dropping quality I deliver. I'll be damned if I let Mr. Stephen Know-it-All Clark steal this potential client from me. We might have this 'frenemies with benefits' thing going, but I'll outbid his proposal and kick his perfect behind without breaking my stride.Or my designer stilettos.All I've got to do is not get distracted by his rippling six-pack.That should be easy.Right?Yeah, right.SteveGetting the Sexy & Sinful Spa & Resort account is the difference between expanding or filing for bankruptcy. My partner has just visited the resort. She made personal connections with the general manager and brought back invaluable suggestions. We've put together the perfect proposal and a killer presentation. What could go wrong?Famous last words.All I've got to do is not get distracted by Ms. Natalie Todeschini. Too bad her curves have been my downfall since high school.Too darn distracting.That should be easy.Right?Yeah, right.What if what happens in Vegas doesn't stay there?Download today the first installment in this delicious new series and find out if Natalie and Steve survive Easter weekend in Sin City.Easter Cookie - Book #1 in the brand-new A Year in Love Series. Sexy Romantic Comedy stories that will have you curl your toes and split your side._________________________________Check out these other books by USA Today bestselling author Liz Gavin:Knight’s Edge Series – Rock Star romanceTristanNoahAidanDukeKnight's Edge Collection - 4 full-length novels in one boxed setLuck Series – Suspenseful RomanceLuck of the IrishSt. Patrick’s LuckSexy & Sinful Series - Steamy Contemporary RomanceOur Valentine (Reverse Harem)A Year in Love - Steamy Short StoriesEaster CookieCookie WarsFirecracker CookieThankful Cookie – coming out in November 2020Highland Celts Series – Fantasy RomanceCeltic Fire